I went to Las Vegas with this guy for his 60th.

It was a surprise party so we took a bus to make it seem like he was working…

I bet the people staying at this place were way more fun than the rich Euros and Japanese business men that were everywhere at our hotel.

Just 56 floors above one of the my least favorite places in America.

Did I mention how much I love Las Vegas? WTF? Only in Vegas do people hire people to come up with ideas this good… 

We never figured out if this dude was a guest or hired to make us all super uncomfortable. 

In 5 days this is all I could come up with… I’m never going back there.