This is an out take from a shoot with Jason Mewes. I think I asked him to look like he was raped in the shower or something and was self conscious about his body. He reminded me way more of Little Nicky than Jay in real life. Super nice guy and at the end of the shoot he invited us all to come back sometime and watch movies… 

Sage and Sebastian take the easy route to fitting in at Art Basel.

Jana.

This photo is really old but so is Neil. For many years Neil was my main source of nutrition while struggling to survive in New York with about as much money as an Indonesian child laborer. Thank you Neil.

Moments before Dan would Marry Jordan and Heidi. 

Brendan was unhappy but decided to come to the wedding after some serious soul searching.

Klugman came to Support Brendan I think.

Weird Beard is so cool looking. This photo was taken at his home in Malibu.

To be young and in love.

When we arrived at Tommy’s house at 11-am he asked me if I would like a drink. I asked for a bottle of water, he came back with a Jager shot and a beer. I was impressed by his commitment to keeping a dream alive that I thought died 10 years ago. His party dream wasn’t at all depressing but inspiring. Here is a guy that probably spent his first 17 years of life conjuring up his dream scenario to include 11-am Jager shots well into his 40′s and now that he had it, real life was not gonna get in the way. Oh yeah, there was a framed check for a million bucks above the toilet that was only a few years old… I think he can keep it up for as long as he wishes.

A condition of pain, suffering, or distress.

Mr. Bertrand. Saving his story for the art basel anniversary post.

Mr. Gruner will also get a better introduction on the art basel post.

Sad world.

Dill vs. the Gooch.

The Roosevelt hotel’s room service can supply you with everything you need to give a friend a tattoo when all the tattoo shops are closed or you’re just too tired to leave your room. Dan was nice enough to donate some space on his chest so  I could prove a point one dark dark evening.

Not my first but definitely one of my favorites.

Don King and Har Mar Superstar proving that anything is possible in the USA!

This is what falling in love looks like. I think this photo is from the week we met. Its been almost five months and I’m really happy.

Charles Smith understands that sometimes you have to just dive in if you want to get wet.

I once was a gentleman.

Yep.

Trace Marshall & Alex Knost Colab? 

The part of Texas you try to forget.

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Jordan, Sage and myself shared a room in Miami for art basel last year. We learned a lot about ourselves on that trip that I think I will save for an exclusive post to mark the 1 year anniversary.

I feel like this photo could be a screen grab from a sitcom where the rugged outsider guy becomes Mr. mom and is mixing baby formula in the kitchen while entertaining guests and sharing stories from his shady past.

Tim Gavin is a father. 

Cameron’s lawn is made out of dirt.

Back before I had learned how to speak english the Dilman took me in and taught me the ways of America…

The love that never was.

Summertime. 

Cali can even make Bells Palsy look good.

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The angel

and the devil…

A demo somewhere in Ohio.

Quality time in the van.

Inhabitants.

Decade of Destruction.

Freddy on Epicly Later’d

This post is a very brief photo essay of the old PJ juxtaposed with the new “marine” PJ. This post is not the definitive retrospective that some might think he deserves. It is a way for me to try and figure out how I could go from hating to loving to hating again and now liking this wife beating, drug addicted, NY POST rape hero, ACTOR.

Over the years PJ has been no stranger to “issues”. Weather it be girls, drugs or just taking himself way too seriously, drama just seemed to show up at the same time he did. In this picture we can see in picture perfect detail what pills and a PJ relationship look like when put together at the same time.

Sometimes PJ is able to temporarily forget about how “fucked up” everything is long enough to throw on a Speedo and wrestle with friends.

PJ has always been comfortable with his body.

Until recently, PJ had survived on a diet of Coke and Pizza for overt 14 years.

PJ wont admit it but he has dreams of making it on Broadway.

This is a still from a cartoon we made about his giant black penis talking to him. The penis was voiced by Dennis Hopper in the film Blue Velvet. I will not be posting it on here but if you look around the internet you still might be able to find it. It was kind of a cult hit in Japan…

One of the few times his drug use was not annoying was when he thought this was a good idea…

From fashion week as teenagers to growing up in Africa we have been through a lot together. I’m not quite ready to announce that he is no longer broken but I will say he can bench press his own body weight which is a massive step in the program I think…

Broke into CNN… This studio was about the size of my living room and was built in the writers office. A sliding glass door was all that separated the grey fox from the people who actually make the news. Not as fancy as one might suspect.