this is what my job is like…

me: “you see my new post?”

agent: “WTF? are you serious! take that down now!”

me: “really?”

agent: “yes!”

me: “its off”

agent: “okay. no more pu$#y shots on the blog. jesus f’ing christ.”

me: :(

agent: “too bad.”

me: ” i thought it was funny”

agent: “its not”

agent: “maybe update your client list to include hewlett packard, Oyster, K-Swiss, 72andSunny, wii, tyr, vans, Fast Company,….who else?

oh and the agency on tyr…. girl art buyers will not appreciate it. guaranteed.”

agent: “i mean, they will appreciate the client list. not the pu$#y porn.”

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5 Comments

  1. 06.28.10 Cali
    Posted June 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    This having an agent thing is whatever, but this allowing your agent to dictate what goes on your blog is super super whatever.

  2. 06.29.10 Clarence
    Posted June 29, 2010 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    Have you seen Terry Richardson’s blog!!??
    works for him.

  3. 08.16.10 matt murphy
    Posted August 16, 2010 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    mike you dick! when are you going to send me the pussy shots i requested?

  4. Posted December 12, 2010 at 6:51 am | Permalink

    Thanks Mike,

    now I know that I’m not alone.

  5. 03.26.11 Bil Zelman-
    Posted March 26, 2011 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    Ha!
    I can hear every freaking word of that!

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