At about 11 last night I found this guy at my front door. Dan had just come from a screening of a new movie he’s in with Mr. Larry Hamilton. I can’t remember if the movie was called THE WATER MAN or THE SEAMAN… Either way its pretty crazy that Dan gets invited on trips with BIG WAVE celebrities yet he drives around looking for friends houses with the lights on because he doesn’t have a cellphone.

Dan just saw There Will Be Blood. He is really psyched on Mr. Plainview…

Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!